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Ashley Kaufmann is just 13 years old.

Sadly, though, we can expect a drug problem, sex tape and terrible singing carrer to plague this teenager any day now.

It's been confirmed that Kaufmann is a member of the Lohan family, as DNA tests prove Michael Lohan knocked up Ashley's mom Kristi in 1995.

Dina Lohan is reportedly already working on a reality show, welcoming Ashley into Hollywood's most attention-hungry family. Run for your life, little one!

Hold on to your innocence, Ashley Kaufmann. Hold on to it like half-sister Lindsay holds on to a vodka tonic!

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