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Twitter is an incomprehensible, pathetic tool used by self-centered, insecure individuals that believe the world actually cares about their every move.

That being said, Dina Lohan almost makes the invention worthwhile!

The pathetic mother recently took to the Tweet to defend her daughter, following an interview in which Lindsay Lohan blamed coverage of her personal life for her lack of employment.

Two things stand out regarding these hilarious postings:

1. Dina can't grasp the fact that Twitter only allows for 140 characters at a time;
2. Even Dina can't bring herself to complete the thought that Lindsay is "one of the greatest actresses of her generation."